...to horrify the Queen.
...if it were a disco-themed wedding.
...before I drag Prince Harry into the palace coat closet to make out. (Bet he'd enjoy an older woman.)
British press: "Who are you wearing today?" Duchess Sarah Tildsley Penberton of Bangorburgh: "Marden's."
I just have to say, I love your name, and I may have to call you Duchess every time I see you from now on. Fair warning. Also, this dress is not hideous. I kinda like it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, my new name is Duchess Angela Duckworth Boxcock of Ellsworthford. Love it.
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