As if Auguste Rodin's Thinker sculpture hanging from a Marden's shelf wasn't enough of a wtf moment, the middle Thinker appears to really want to show us his crack. Thank Christ their junk is kinda blurry.
More of a modern art person? Andy Warhol's prints of Marilyn Monroe's lips will protect your cocktails from leaving unsightly rings on your coffee table. Okay, for real--I would totally buy these for $3. They probably sell them at the MOMA gift shop for $35.
Pics taken by Kerry in the Lincoln Marden's.