Have you ever wondered to yourself, "geez, I could really use some assless chaps"? Well, Marden's in Ellsworth has you covered. (Or partially covered, as the case may be.) The red heels, to complete the emsemble, were $1. We bought the heels. Obviously.

But wait! Haven't you always wanted to take your toddler on the motorcycle with you?

Leather motorcycle jacket, size 6x, for your badass kiddo.