There is a very special subspecies of discount shopper (whose natural habitat is Marden's, of course) who will buy any shirt they can yank over their head if it's cheap. I fear that they've found their downfall.

You know those scarves they claim can also function as a shawl/turban/belt/tube top because they stretch every whichway? Yeah well, they made them into shirts. (No really, these are "Magic Scarf" brand shirts.)

For perspective, I set this one up against a pair of size 14 pants. It's labeled "one size fits all." It ought to be labeled, "This may be stretchy, but it does not fit you. Take it off."

Seriously.