01 June 2011

A couple of weeks ago, I spent an evening in the vicinity of the Bangor Mall. (I know, I know.) And from that experience, I just have to say: ladies, tights are not pants.

These are see-through, and thus definitely fall under the category of not pants.

Leggings are also not pants. Pants are supposed to cover your ass, not stick to it like a hungry leech. And nobody ever wants to hear the pickup line, "I can see the galaxy in your lady parts."

Or "you are the apple of my butt." Ferchrissakes, put a skirt over that shit.


  1. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/05/am-i-wearing-pants_n_858179.html

  2. This may be my favorite post ever.