While most of the things we find at Marden's are plenty ugly on their own, there's so much joy to be had in turning them into ill-advised outfits. So: powder blue satin tunic that threw up lace all over its front. Neon flower-printed mom pants. Shoes that resemble a dead form of aquatic life. Do the three items sort of coordinate? Sure. Is there a chance you could be mistaken for a clown school escapee? Absolutely.